“Nearly is nothing,” yells commentator Peter Drury as I lash a shot wide with Philippe Coutinho – and it could be said that mantra applies to the whole of PES 2018. No feature has been left untouched, no piece of gameplay left untweaked and, truth be told, the final on-pitch …
Read More »The Defenders review: “A must-watch, and the perfect jumping on point for non-Marvel fans”
The Defenders is Marvel’s best Netflix show, hands down. The series shows off its swagger instantly and never lets up, making Iron Fist (opens in new tab) seem like more of a hero in the opening 13 seconds than the standalone show managed in 13 episodes. While the crossover between …
Read More »Splatoon 2 review: “Bright colours and squelchy sounds draw you into a mechanically complex shooter”
I never thought a game about chucking purple and green paint at little cartoon men would have me sweating. As in, physically sweating. I’m bent over my Switch, hammering the buttons like my life depends on it. And it does, in a way. There are two guys tracking me down …
Read More »Spiderman: Homecoming review
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man is once again swinging onto the big screen with a solo movie after his rather sensational debut into the MCU in Captain America: Civil War. Despite two other adaptations of the web-slinger hitting cinemas in recent years, Tom Holland’s cheeky, actually-a-kid version of Peter Parker won …
Read More »Baby Driver review: “A getaway saga thats perfectly in sync with its soundtrack”
A love letter from Edgar Wright to crime capers, diner romances and, above all, music, Baby Driver is a heist movie that nabs your heart. Wright’s first solo-scripted outing, it’s a more rounded work than his last venture across the pond, 2010’s enjoyable but scattershot Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World …
Read More »War for the Planet of the Apes review: “A solid if unspectacular finish to the Apes trilogy”
Nine films into the extended series, War for the Planet of the Apes finally features a monkey throwing poo. Be warned though, that faeces-flinging is one of very few moments of levity in what’s otherwise an extremely sombre closer to the reboot-trilogy. Beginning with some intense woodland warfare, and never …
Read More »Twin Peaks season 3 episode 6 recap
After the scattered, restless previous episode (opens in new tab), Twin Peaks slows down again and focuses on just a handful of storylines—and is all the better for it. We return to the town itself for more than just nostalgic reunions with old characters, and we finally discover the identity …
Read More »Wonder Woman review: “Delivers old-school thrills with heart and conviction”
When DC launched its expanded-universe entry bid with Man of Steel (opens in new tab), some die-hard DC-watchers grumbled. Who was this Mr moody-pants? Not Superman, surely. Batman v Superman (opens in new tab) and Suicide Squad (opens in new tab) drew similar gripes: Batfleck was deemed too murder-y, Deadshot …
Read More »Doctor Who S10.06 review: “Doctor Who doesnt get better than this”
Caution: big spoilers for this episode of Dr Who occur right at the start of this review. Reality is an odd thing. Imagination, the journeys we take inside our head, the dreams we have at night: each feel real in the moment. It’s only when we wake up that we …
Read More »Alien: Covenant review: “Aggressively bloody and high of bodycount… but rarely intimidating”
HR Giger’s original Alien design featured a white, human skull (opens in new tab) under a transparent, exoskeleton dome. It’s barely noticeable in the first film due to the way the creature is lit, and has long-since dropped out of visual canon. It’s a weird thing to behold now, a …
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